Renowned for his otherwordly looks and dramatic combustibilty, Drab Merryweather is one of the most sought after models in Dragons Den. Associates within the industry describe him as a polite sophisticate who is always gracious and delightful to work with. T.C. Geurvner called him "Nobler than any noble," referring to Drabs common ancestry. This descendant of english peasants is the prime example that european charm and class is something beyond birth and social standing.

LIFE CHANGE
While employed as a chimney sweep in South London, Drab was affronted by a host of bats causing him to lose his balance and fall six stories onto a cobblestone street. He was admitted to the hospital with a concussion, 18 broken bones, rabies, and an unclassifiable skin disease. To the bewilderment of his doctors, Drabs injuries healed in a matter of weeks causing quite a stir in the local media. BARON, always on the search for new talent, was struck by Drab’s resilience and courtly charm when he saw the story. He offered Drab a modeling position at Dragons Den as he was released from the hospital 8 days after his fall.

FIRST MODELING GIG
“I accepted BARON’s modeling invitation the morning I was released from the hospital. Our good friend wasted no time in getting me out of my casts and in front of the camera! We immediately rushed to a delightful little graveyard in Brixton to model the ‘Dead is Dead’ shirt for RRP-OFF. As we stepped out under the early morning sun, I suddenly felt like a struck match! My skin simply ignited! ‘Oh Pickles!’ I shouted ‘It seems I’m allergic to the sun!’ (laughs) I’m standing there burning like fall leaves and BARON, God love the man, cries, ‘Shoot it! Shoot it!’ And they did!"

GLOOMY ALLURE
Drab says he'll never understand "what all the fuss is about," when it comes to his almost supernatural modeling appeal. "Aside from some bizarre side effects from the accident and a rare case of porphyria, there's nothing extraordinary about me. I sleep all day. I look like Death! To call me handsome is morbid! I have the complexion of a cadaver and the grace of a ghoul. My admirers must all be necrophiliacs and grave-robbers. Not that I don’t appreciate their admiration. Because I do. I adore my fans… I simply question their judgment on this issue. But then, if it wasn’t for the draw of the morose I’d still be a day laborer, eh?”

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS
Aside from fashion, Drab loves Baltic cathedrals, learning dead languages, entertaining, riddling, fiddling, and flying.

GUILTY PLEASURE
“Well, I have to control my drinking.”

CAREER GOALS
“Oh, I’d love to do a film. You know, a sort of gothic Mary Poppins. I would play a bookish gent who renovates the Benedictine abbey church into an orphanage. It would be a musical, of course. I sing like a lark, and I’m top-notch with taps!"