July 2007
"Second Skin" First Looks!
Well, we promised a sneak peek, so here it is. 3 of the 6 new designs from our next line of Battle-tested apparel. We hope to have them in your hands at the start of Fall if our new Gamma-radiation testing process comes off without a hitch.
Remember, we have 3 more designs from this line that are still getting the finishing touches, so hold fast and invest in some ARMOR AMOUR before it sells out.
June 2007
Fashion Coming Down!
We just can't resist showing you glimpse of what we we've been developing at RRP OFF headquarters this last year. It's been a long process of finding the best concepts and hardest styles to compliment our own demanding taste.
Well, we've done it, and next month you can expect a preview from "Second Skin" our newest line of nose-busting graphic tees. See you then...
May 2007
Besieged!
The competition is really heating up in the fashion underworld! Last week A Constant RRP OFF headquarters was visited after hours by a small group of infiltrators.
Apparently, their goal was to take over control of the company, or at the very least steal our upcoming line of new designs. Thankfully, neither objective was accomplished. However, we were forced to lock down the site for a few hours until the threat was diminished.
If any of our colleagues or customers recognize the symbol these men had tattooed on their left forearm please e-mail us here.
Rewards may be given for pertinent information.
April 2007
You Have Burning Hot Looks... So Show It!
We’re getting some great photos of you guys wearing your RRP OFF purchases, so we’d like to encourage everyone to send more. Be as creative as you like and show the world how dreadfully good-looking you can be.
Send your photos to: photos@rrpoff.com
March 2007
The Future Is Now!
Things are picking up steam here. Our new line is almost finished and we've just completed our first online commercial. Thanks to the crew at Expose Comics for all their hard work and Lusty Man TV Dinners for the catering. Also, be sure to look for a cameo by one of our company heads. (Hint: He's one of the characters that explodes.)
Check the ad out here and leave a comment, if you please.
February 2007
Suffer The Little Children.
It should come as no surprise to those familiar with RRP OFF that we are a company constantly looking toward the road ahead. Even now we're searching the globe for the coming generation's artistic representative for our company. A program we call "RRP OFF Artist" is dedicated to nuturing the creative potential of a handful of gifted (and sometimes slightly dysfunctional) young designers. We have taken these social underlings under wing and created a "classroom environment" for them to develop their ability. We'd like to offer the public a chance to take home some of our students' "homework," at a humble online store at Printfection.com.
More information will be posted soon, but in the meantime please support the chidren as they hone their craft and find their creative voice. All proceeds go towards healthy snacks, model rockets, and embarassing haircuts for the kids, so give generously.
January 2007
The Approaching Storm...
Boy oh boy, 2006 ended with a bang; from RRP OFF's induction into the Hall of Clandestine Art to BARON's Apotheosis. If it wasn't for the familiar regimen of the Battle-testing process we may have lost our heads.
We have big things planned for the coming year. First off, check out the bargain priced sets from the ARMOUR AMOUR line. We're also midway through the creation of our second online collection of shirts. If you have a death wish, you'd better give yourself a little while longer. Because, this one's going to be a doozie.
December 2006
We draw first blood!
Greetings and gramercy to our comrads and adversaries who've made our first month online a contentious success. We'd like to acknowledge the gargantuan efforts of Lain Giv and The Red Brigade for their distribution and defense work and thumb our corporate nose at all the faithless who said "You can't deliver to the fall-out zones."
For all the curious newcomers out there... Be sure to get your goods while the getting is good! The later you order the harder it is to guarantee stock. And believe you me, this is the finest stock!
November 2006
Shipment begins Nov. 1st!
Hail friends and RRP OFF family! Welcome to our online shop.
Please bear with us as we stock our first line of online apparel. We strive to keep you well equipped but we may occasionally run out of a specific size. Fear not however, reinforcements will come soon thereafter!
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