Introducing: The First Line of Defense!

"ARMOUR AMOUR!" is our first line of civilian shirts available on the Internet. Our influences for these designs range from 4th Century Mongolian poetry to modern solecism.

This line is about the love of defense and dart-throwing. It's perfectly suited for men named Theodore or anyone with star-shaped birthmarks. If you have warrior certification, you may wear any of the shirts with a matching headband or helm.

Finally, a word of caution. Avoid any altercations with rogue lions or Class 6 Electro-Bots. We're currently working on proper shirts for such encounters."

- A Constant RRP OFF